Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
What do you mean Scott? There’s always h o p e
Are you EVER happy?
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me